Nowadays, everyone is wearing a tee-shirts with a clever saying on it. Ever stop to think about the types of sayings that Jesus would have on his.
"Someone in Mississippi loves me!"
"Disneyland!"
"I love blondes!"
But nothing could beat the...
"I survived the crucifixion."
or
"Can turn water into wine."
"Think I am good looking, you should see my father!"